For the third part of this series, we have 3 contenders!

Question: How many days was Jesus dead for?


Mark, Matthew and Luke’s answer: 3 days and 2 nights


John’s answer: 2 days and 2 nights


Jesus’s answer: 3 days and 3 nights (well, technically this was a prediction, so perhaps he wasn’t lying, but instead we can conclude that he is a false prophet).


So please answer me this question: Who is lying?

(For those who expect consistency in their Holy Books, you might want to read this page:

For those who don’t want to let facts get in the way of a good story, feel free to keep believing in jesus)